Iron Man

I have a new competition for the Iron Man or Toughest Man contest:
Go to BJ's, get a car cart and put 70lbs. worth of toddler/preschooler in it. Get a 35 pack of Deer Park. And a bunch of random other crap which is all big and heavy. Push it around the aisles.
Make car noises so it's fun. No grunting allowed.